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Zelda OTS Nonsense: Grand Theft Loftwing by TiuanaRui Zelda OTS Nonsense: Grand Theft Loftwing by TiuanaRui
WARNING: Long-ass description is long! Please read with caution! Thank you.

:iconlinknotimpressedplz::iconsaysplz:MAN! I'm bored! I'm tired of riding Epona, and even she's tired!
:iconeponaplz::iconsaysplz: NEEEEEEIIIIIIGHH!! -True that!-
:iconlinkwantingplz::iconsaysplz:-eyed the crimson loftwing- Oooh! Look, Ocarina, a loftwing! Let's ride on it!
:iconootlinkplz::iconsaysplz:-eyes the loftwing too- Let's...


:iconphiplz::iconsaysplz: Master Link, your loftwing has been abducted again. There's a 50% chance that Groose and his friends are at it again.
:iconsslinkplz::iconsaysplz:Again? Where?

-Skyward looks at the sky and sees his incarnations Ocarina and Twilight on his loft wing.-

:iconsslinkplz::iconsaysplz:Hey, Zel, can I borrow your loftwing?
:iconsslinkplz::iconsaysplz:-takes loftwing- Kthnxbai!

-He found his incarnations and chased after them-

:iconpissedlinkplz::iconsaysplz:HEY! COME THE FUCK BACK HERE WITH MAH LOFTWING!!!
:iconhappylinkplz::icontrolllinkplz::iconsaysplz:TROLOLOLOLOLOL!!! IN THE SKY!!!
:iconnaviplz::iconsaysplz: -shouts- HEY! HEY! Listen dumbass! You're so gonna get a beat down when he catches up to you!
:iconlinknotimpressedplz::iconsaysplz:Fuck off, Navi! Let meh have mah fun!
:iconjokerlinkplz::iconsaysplz:Why so scared, Midna?
:iconmidnatee-heeplz::iconsaysplz:When we get home, it's the dog house for you!
:iconsszeldaplz::iconsaysplz: Link better give me back MY loftwing when he's done chasing Groose!
:icongrooseplz::iconsaysplz:-laughs- Hahahaha! This even better than the time I put Lanayru ants in his pants!
:iconhappytoonlinkplz::iconsaysplz:I wanna ride the birdie!!
:iconyounglinkplz::iconsaysplz:Yeah! Me too!
:iconhappylinkplz::iconsaysplz:Haha, hell nawh! Silleh midgets can't handle loftwings! It's a BIG MAN'S job!
:iconlinkseesplz::iconsaysplz:Aww! But why?!
:icontrolllinkplz::iconsaysplz:Because you guys suck! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
:iconbaaawtoonlinkplz::iconsaysplz:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Big ass meanie! -runs away-

-After Skyward caught them...-

:iconmidna2plz::iconsaysplz:Guess who's joining Link in the dog house? -glares at me-
:icontiuanarui::iconsaysplz::iconareyouseriousguyplz: Aww, Midna, come on now! I don't wanna join Link in the dog house! Damn! I said I was sorry!
:iconmidna2plz::iconsaysplz:DO NOT DISOBEY YOUR PRINCESS NOW GET TO STEPPIN'!! -points at cage-
:icontiuanarui::iconsaysplz::iconokayfaceplz: -joins TP Link in the cage who has been turned to a wolf as part of punishment- Sup.

"Loftwings are such a bitch to draw!" :grump:

On the next episode of Ocarina's Twilight Sword Nonsense (OTSN), we find our heroes on a loftwing joyride high speed chase as Ocarina an Twilight Link birdjacked Skyward Link's lofty and took it for a joyride.

Skyward has taken Zelda's loftwing to chase after the goons who stole it. He thought it was Groose and his posse playing tricks on him again, but he soon found out that it was none other than his bone-headed incarnations: Ocarina and Twilight.

Why do these guys get have all the fun by themselves where I can add their side-kicks with them?
Aww, poor Midna, you can fly! What's with the tears... oh
I see why. I'm sorry Mids, don't kill me! I love you!

Finally something humorous that doesn't look half-shitty, compared to the humor art I made.
As you know I once hated drawing loftwings, but after coloring them, I can't wait to draw them again. I've noticed
the loftwings' wings are messed up. Sorry.
So now I'm in the dog house with Wolf Link here. :grump:

Anyways, hope you guys enjoy this pic as much as the dialogue behind it like I did. I'm going now.

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Allycat247 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014
(Ok my da glitched out) lol twilight is going to the dog house I cracked up at that
Green-Clad--Hero Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
((I can imagine Toon Link hanging onto a Loftwing's neck for dear life, yelling something like, "AAAAHHHH I WANT MY BOAT BAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  XD))
AkuDemyfan Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
That was really funny part! And the picture's really great too! Besides, they're all the Heroes of Hyrule so of course the Loftwing let them fly. =)

gilbertnythrait Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
xD hopeless
DwawesomeGalaxies Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG this is the funniest thing be seen all day
JustaAnimeGirl Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Next time instead of a bazooka I'll bring a loft wing to a gun fight ;)
JustaAnimeGirl Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That little picture at the end of when the Links were talking wasn't Link, but Red, am I right or right? Lol anyways pretty funny
Lamberblamber Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love your little stories that go with the pictures! They tell it all!!! XDXD
leontinees Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013
Midna sooooo deserved it ^^;
Attack-On-Maou Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Dat dialogue. I am dying of laughter. I even read it out loud.
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