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MAN! I'm bored! I'm tired of riding Epona, and even she's tired!
NEEEEEEIIIIIIGHH!! -True that!--eyed the crimson loftwing-
Oooh! Look, Ocarina, a loftwing! Let's ride on it!-eyes the loftwing too-
Master Link, your loftwing has been abducted again. There's a 50% chance that Groose and his friends are at it again.
Again? Where?-Skyward looks at the sky and sees his incarnations Ocarina and Twilight on his loft wing.-
Hey, Zel, can I borrow your loftwing?
Kthnxbai!-He found his incarnations and chased after them-
HEY! COME THE FUCK BACK HERE WITH MAH LOFTWING!!!
TROLOLOLOLOLOL!!! IN THE SKY!!! -shouts-
HEY! HEY! Listen dumbass! You're so gonna get a beat down when he catches up to you!
Fuck off, Navi! Let meh have mah fun! -screaming-
WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK!!
Why so scared, Midna?
When we get home, it's the dog house for you!
Link better give me back MY loftwing when he's done chasing Groose!-laughs-
Hahahaha! This even better than the time I put Lanayru ants in his pants!
I wanna ride the birdie!!
Yeah! Me too!
Haha, hell nawh! Silleh midgets can't handle loftwings! It's a BIG MAN'S job!
Aww! But why?!
Because you guys suck! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Big ass meanie! -runs away--After Skyward caught them...-
Guess who's joining Link in the dog house? -glares at me-
Aww, Midna, come on now! I don't wanna join Link in the dog house! Damn! I said I was sorry!
DO NOT DISOBEY YOUR PRINCESS NOW GET TO STEPPIN'!! -points at cage- -joins TP Link in the cage who has been turned to a wolf as part of punishment-
O_o"Loftwings are such a bitch to draw!"
On the next episode of Ocarina's Twilight Sword Nonsense (OTSN), we find our heroes on a loftwing joyride high speed chase as Ocarina an Twilight Link birdjacked Skyward Link's lofty and took it for a joyride.
Skyward has taken Zelda's loftwing to chase after the goons who stole it. He thought it was Groose and his posse playing tricks on him again, but he soon found out that it was none other than his bone-headed incarnations: Ocarina and Twilight.
Why do these guys get have all the fun by themselves where I can add their side-kicks with them?
Aww, poor Midna, you can fly! What's with the tears... oh
I see why. I'm sorry Mids, don't kill me! I love you!
Finally something humorous that doesn't look half-shitty, compared to the humor art I made.
As you know I once hated drawing loftwings, but after coloring them, I can't wait to draw them again. I've noticed
the loftwings' wings are messed up. Sorry.
So now I'm in the dog house with Wolf Link here.
Anyways, hope you guys enjoy this pic as much as the dialogue behind it like I did. I'm going now.