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Zelda OTS Nonsense: Grand Theft Loftwing by TiuanaRui Zelda OTS Nonsense: Grand Theft Loftwing by TiuanaRui
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:iconlinknotimpressedplz::iconsaysplz:MAN! I'm bored! I'm tired of riding Epona, and even she's tired!
:iconeponaplz::iconsaysplz: NEEEEEEIIIIIIGHH!! -True that!-
:iconlinkwantingplz::iconsaysplz:-eyed the crimson loftwing- Oooh! Look, Ocarina, a loftwing! Let's ride on it!
:iconootlinkplz::iconsaysplz:-eyes the loftwing too- Let's...

Later...

:iconphiplz::iconsaysplz: Master Link, your loftwing has been abducted again. There's a 50% chance that Groose and his friends are at it again.
:iconsslinkplz::iconsaysplz:Again? Where?

-Skyward looks at the sky and sees his incarnations Ocarina and Twilight on his loft wing.-

:iconsslinkplz::iconsaysplz:Hey, Zel, can I borrow your loftwing?
:iconsszeldaplz::iconsaysplz:No.
:iconsslinkplz::iconsaysplz:-takes loftwing- Kthnxbai!
:iconzeldafacepalmplz:

-He found his incarnations and chased after them-

:iconpissedlinkplz::iconsaysplz:HEY! COME THE FUCK BACK HERE WITH MAH LOFTWING!!!
:iconhappylinkplz::icontrolllinkplz::iconsaysplz:TROLOLOLOLOLOL!!! IN THE SKY!!!
:iconnaviplz::iconsaysplz: -shouts- HEY! HEY! Listen dumbass! You're so gonna get a beat down when he catches up to you!
:iconlinknotimpressedplz::iconsaysplz:Fuck off, Navi! Let meh have mah fun!
:iconmidnaplz::iconsaysplz: -screaming- WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK!!
:iconjokerlinkplz::iconsaysplz:Why so scared, Midna?
:iconmidnatee-heeplz::iconsaysplz:When we get home, it's the dog house for you!
:iconlinksadplz::iconsaysplz::iconokayfaceplz:
:iconsszeldaplz::iconsaysplz: Link better give me back MY loftwing when he's done chasing Groose!
:icongrooseplz::iconsaysplz:-laughs- Hahahaha! This even better than the time I put Lanayru ants in his pants!
:iconhappytoonlinkplz::iconsaysplz:I wanna ride the birdie!!
:iconyounglinkplz::iconsaysplz:Yeah! Me too!
:iconhappylinkplz::iconsaysplz:Haha, hell nawh! Silleh midgets can't handle loftwings! It's a BIG MAN'S job!
:iconlinkseesplz::iconsaysplz:Aww! But why?!
:icontrolllinkplz::iconsaysplz:Because you guys suck! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
:iconbaaawtoonlinkplz::iconsaysplz:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Big ass meanie! -runs away-

-After Skyward caught them...-

:iconmidna2plz::iconsaysplz:Guess who's joining Link in the dog house? -glares at me-
:icontiuanarui::iconsaysplz::iconareyouseriousguyplz: Aww, Midna, come on now! I don't wanna join Link in the dog house! Damn! I said I was sorry!
:iconmidna2plz::iconsaysplz:DO NOT DISOBEY YOUR PRINCESS NOW GET TO STEPPIN'!! -points at cage-
:icontiuanarui::iconsaysplz::iconokayfaceplz: -joins TP Link in the cage who has been turned to a wolf as part of punishment- Sup.
:iconwolflinkplz::iconsaysplz:O_o

"Loftwings are such a bitch to draw!" :grump:

On the next episode of Ocarina's Twilight Sword Nonsense (OTSN), we find our heroes on a loftwing joyride high speed chase as Ocarina an Twilight Link birdjacked Skyward Link's lofty and took it for a joyride.

Skyward has taken Zelda's loftwing to chase after the goons who stole it. He thought it was Groose and his posse playing tricks on him again, but he soon found out that it was none other than his bone-headed incarnations: Ocarina and Twilight.

Why do these guys get have all the fun by themselves where I can add their side-kicks with them?
Aww, poor Midna, you can fly! What's with the tears... oh
I see why. I'm sorry Mids, don't kill me! I love you!

Finally something humorous that doesn't look half-shitty, compared to the humor art I made.
As you know I once hated drawing loftwings, but after coloring them, I can't wait to draw them again. I've noticed
the loftwings' wings are messed up. Sorry.
So now I'm in the dog house with Wolf Link here. :grump:

Anyways, hope you guys enjoy this pic as much as the dialogue behind it like I did. I'm going now.
Bye!

Next Episode:
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:iconjustine326:
JustinE326 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  New Deviant
They see me rollin, they haten...
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jeffyarts Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015
i love your style.
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:iconallycat247:
Allycat247 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014
(Ok my da glitched out) lol twilight is going to the dog house I cracked up at that
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Green-Clad--Hero Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
((I can imagine Toon Link hanging onto a Loftwing's neck for dear life, yelling something like, "AAAAHHHH I WANT MY BOAT BAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  XD))
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AkuDemyfan Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
XD
That was really funny part! And the picture's really great too! Besides, they're all the Heroes of Hyrule so of course the Loftwing let them fly. =)

Faving!
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:icongilbertnythrait:
gilbertnythrait Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
xD hopeless
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:icondwawesomegalaxies:
DwawesomeGalaxies Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG this is the funniest thing be seen all day
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:iconjustaanimegirl:
JustaAnimeGirl Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Next time instead of a bazooka I'll bring a loft wing to a gun fight ;)
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:iconjustaanimegirl:
JustaAnimeGirl Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That little picture at the end of when the Links were talking wasn't Link, but Red, am I right or right? Lol anyways pretty funny
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Lamberblamber Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love your little stories that go with the pictures! They tell it all!!! XDXD
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:iconleontinees:
leontinees Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013
Midna sooooo deserved it ^^;
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:iconattack-on-maou:
Attack-On-Maou Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Dat dialogue. I am dying of laughter. I even read it out loud.
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
So hilarious!
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:iconlyrasta:
lyrasta Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
OMG it look like Jackass
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:iconturntech-knight:
Turntech-Knight Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XDDDD HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THATS HILARIOUS!
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:iconanahiperez:
Anahiperez Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Student Artist
I love it its super funny Zora La 
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:iconlinkfan29:
LinkFan29 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh no, poor Midna
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:icontheherooftime2011:
TheHeroofTime2011 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
I LOVE Twilight's expression and posture!
Damn it, DO MOAR. I NEEDZ MOAR.
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:iconsoniccreed:
soniccreed Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
hahaahahahahahah
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:icongleamingmoon:
Gleamingmoon Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
DIES LAUGHING
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:icongrahamskrtic:
grahamskrtic Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That is hilarious. Love it!
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:iconshura03makoto:
Shura03Makoto Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL hahahahaha xD
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:iconsakuradreamerz2:
SakuraDreamerz2 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
Lol! Love Sky Links reaction! But poor Midnas!
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Twilit-Imp Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OOT: I REGRET NOTHING!!!
TP: THIS IS FUN! BETTER THAN EPONA!!
Epona: HEY!!
SS: COME BACK HERE YOU %^t&*%^&*%!!!!!
LOL
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:iconbrittneyofhyrule:
BrittneyofHyrule Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I also love the "hey listen dumb ass!"
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:iconbrittneyofhyrule:
BrittneyofHyrule Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LMFAO right now! :lmao: Your evil dialogue is spot on! To funny! :XD:
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whitetigerclaws Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I. LOVE. IT. Especially Midna :iconiloveitplz:
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:iconbigboss15:
BigBoss15 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Nicely done. Nicely done.
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:iconkatcatlinkattack:
katcatlinkattack Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HEHEHEHEHE
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:iconthe-wind-fang:
The-Wind-Fang Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
once again, you have outdone yourself!
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:iconphokingreal:
phokingreal Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Student Artist
DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
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:icondrago-quadruplets:
Drago-quadruplets Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So EPIC!!!!!!!!!
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:iconxdeadfamas:
xDeadFamas Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
Brilliant sir, just epic and brilliant, good work with the dialogues and the picture! :D
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:icontaishobee:
TaishoBee Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
GAH hahhahahaahahhahahahahaha
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Whitefire-Phoenix Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love the art and the description ^^
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:iconcjaam:
CJAAM Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012
I love Midna's expession. XD
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SuperSmashWolves Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is a really good piece ya got, all your pieces are good!!
But the loftwings wings seem, off, to me.

they look too stiff and straight to me, and they remind me of those cheap Styrofoam airplanes you buy at a dollar store. That's my only complaint i got. Everything else looks good to me!!
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Ask-GreenLinkette Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
TP Link XD))
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:iconsloth-pie:
sloth-pie Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!!! half the awesomeness is just the dialoque :)
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:icongrilled-cheeese:
Grilled-cheeese Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
phahaha! 2 funny! i :heart: it!
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knutern Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
twilight link: wooooooohoooooooooooo f*** yeah
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TheDawnofSnowdrop Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist
This is AWESOME!!! >XD
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TheNarutoSage95 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012
i love it!!!
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:iconsasukura:
Sasukura Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
F***ing genius :D
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:iconsasukura:
Sasukura Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha. lmao
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MiniMorrigan Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you'r description made my day ^^
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:iconkituzumaki:
KitUzumaki Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I always wonder what it would be like to have a few of the non-four swords link cross paths, like you did here, and I gotta say it's really funny to see them acting like normal teens for once....And not fighting a glutton-for-punishment enemy.
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Brilliantku Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So EPIC! XD
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linkfreak210 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
i don't know whats funnier! the picture or the description! lolololololol
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Sasukura Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
totally :D
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