"Who needs swords when I have... le pompadour
"Groose, the hell did you do to my clothes?!"
"You mean my
"Groose, are you doing one of those stupid sponsor commercials for you stupid Legend of Groose campaign?"
"Why yes, my dear Zellie!"
"Hey, has anyone seen Fi?"
"You mean that boring chick that made me fall asleep and drool? Meh... she ain't my type."
"Master, there's a 0% percent chance that me and Groose will ever be together... same with Scrapper. I cannot perform such tasks that involve..."
"Yeah, we get it Fi."
"Please, Master! I wish to not be interrupted by..."
"uh, uh, uh... -waves index finger- You forgot I'm
"Oh F*ck it!" -walks away-
"Hey... wait a minute -looks at groose- You're not Link! Where the hell is he?!"
"Fired! I'm the new Hero of Time now!"
"Finally! The ONLY good thing I got fired! I don't have to be with her anymore!"
-reunites with Oot Link- "I'M BACK, BITCH!!"
Finally a Skyward Sword drawing from me since like what...
Anywho, and Groose gets to be the hero of Time, so he can be with his Zellie-pie... lol.
Link gets pissed when Groose "Groose-fies" his knight clothes.
Anyway, sorry to spam you with crap, so forgive me?